January 2009
2 posts
lena: maybe have to knock on your head to knock you out of your great fruit trance and knock loose that secret apple chip they installed in there while you weren't looking
me: it's got an encrypted bootloader
lena: but i'll do my best to protect from the harsh world while you're so vulnerable with the attentiveness
me: but it creates a symbiotic relationship with my brain
lena: it also records each and every time you masturabate and graphs that to mac use
lena: you know that's why they REALLY have good graphics and a spill resistant keyboard